Advice 1: How to fuck with girls

A good sense of humor - a trait which they want to possess men and who want to see them as girls. Guys need to understand that a joke, even at their quite harmless and funny, you can hurt or offend the fair sex.
How to fuck with girls

How to joke with the girls



Before you start joking, you need to understand the nature of the girl, learn what she likes and what is negative. Indeed, among women there are ladies who like parodies of interesting manners of people, and someone thinks this is a bad attitude and lack of respect for these people.
Very good when between a man and a woman are created personal jokes, the meaning of which is clear only to them. Find any positive aspect of living together and come up with a joke that you will remember more than once.


You can also make fun of the positive qualities of your girl and avoid ridiculing its shortcomings, it's better just to hint than a joke to aggravate the situation. Most importantly, look her in the eye and smile, this will show the friendly nature of your jokes.

The ability to pick up a joke as big as the ability to pick up a compliment. After all, girls are interested in guys that can cheer. Importantly, in this case - the ability to improvise. Prepared jokes are welcome too, but first test them on friends, in order not to fail in front of a lady.


As you can't mess around with girls



It is not so simple as it seems. If the guy is some kind of joke funny, not the fact that she too is laughing at her. It depends on the perception of jokes from boys and girls, which is completely different, and from the events, during which it was said was a joke and that she's ridiculed.

Don't joke during sex and about sex. Guys who joke with a girl about sex, unless they are doing it with her, are considered to be concerned. Also not to be trifled with during sex, as the susceptibility of the weaker sex to humor in these moments of change.
If your jokes can be traced any sarcastic, mocking or spiteful notes, it will speak about your dissatisfaction with the girl or her company.


Do not mock the appearance of women. Even if there is any flaw on her body, should not do. No need to joke around and above her makeup, because the girls are trying to do everything to look even more attractive.

Don't mess over her ex-boyfriend, even if he's not too cute. Girl on a subconscious level to defend it and you may quarrel because of this.

Be careful in the choice of jokes, when your girlfriend is pregnant. Her psyche has changed, and you should consider it. Like death to make fun of a pregnant girl.

Advice 2: How do you know that the girl is pregnant

When you meet girls, there are many questions that I want to clarify. You can tell about pregnancy, pursuit of selfish goals. Or, on the contrary, to keep silent about the pregnancy, if you are not a real father. But there are signs of pregnancy that will help you to understand what is happening.
How do you know that the girl is pregnant
Instruction
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That a woman is pregnant, said the absence of menstruation. However, signs of change can appear before, because the body immediately begins to react inside changes. Before you start to grow a belly, the woman swells and begins to grow Breasts. Already in the first weeks of pregnancy you can make a fairly accurate analysis with the help of special test, which is now sold in all pharmacies, the test to determine the pregnancy.
How do you know that the girl is pregnant
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On the second month of pregnancy may be nausea and feeling sick, which happens quite often. The woman has an irresistible desire any special products. Sometimes there are salty foods, but sometimes can be a fruit or more, depending on what the body, or rather even two organisms need. Pay attention to chest your girl, she needs to be rounded in this period because the hormones began to prepare the body for motherhood.
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The stomach usually appears much later. First forms are more rounded, and only on the 4th or 5th month noticeably rounded stomach. But to grow fast it will be only at the end of pregnancy.
Useful advice
The early months of pregnancy - the most difficult for women in psychological and physiological terms. Is adjustment of the entire body caused by hormonal changes. Take with all the care and attention to your woman.

Advice 3: How to learn funny joke

The main difference of humans from animals is the ability to joke, that is, to have a sense of humour. The joke is the person's ability to cause smiles and laughter to others. Not all people are witty by nature, it is necessary to study.
How to learn funny joke
You will need
  • Wit, the ability to the ability to joke.
Instruction
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Learn how beautiful laugh. If you are a girl, your laughter must be like the murmur of a streamlet, not the roar of the truck. Practice. Laugh along with everyone.
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Gather in a fun and large companies, the grass is a joke. Don't miss this opportunity.
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Determine for yourself those areas in which you could really "turn around" with his sharp sense of humor. For example, if you are not interested in politics, it is better not to entertain friends on this subject – your sharp wit will not be appreciated. It will seem insincere, and therefore not very clever.
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Think of banal questions, witty answers. Become a man with a good sense of humor you can do without jokes. Think of a few phrases or phrases on different occasions. For example, the question "how have you been?" you can say "all is well" and you reply "I'm hanging in there" or "the Prosecutor of the case, and I have Affairs".
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Do not be offended if friends don't perceive your joke. There is an incentive for improvement. Even if people say you laugh is funnier than your jokes. Build a joke so that the final part was contrary to the initial, this actually enhances it. For example, In the entrance of a sitting Governor. From outside, it requires a pass, but if pass, do not give him, then he let and so." This is one of the techniques of wit - a false dichotomy.
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Use the technique of reductio ad absurdum and wit of absurdity. These techniques are inherent in the situation, which is contrary to common sense. Professional humorists use a variety of styles of wit.
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No kidding on the topic that was discussed about three hours ago. Make sure that you will hear in the company. If you did not understand or did not hear, never repeat and don't explain the joke. This still does not help. The joke needs to be at the right time and place.
Note
Keep your wit on anyone and anything, but not on their loved one. You can lose it.
Useful advice
Remember that the man who laughs more lives.

Advice 4: How to learn to joke

Often the desire to make a joke in the company leads to an awkward situation when after a joke no one laughs. Though, apparently, the joke is very good. Given the situation suggests that either someone can't tell a joke, or everyone else can't take a joke. Exit two: either to develop a sense of humor or change company.
How to learn to joke
Instruction
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A sense of humor and the ability to read and write is not innate. If desired, it can be developed. Undoubtedly, someone, nature gives you a talent to make people laugh, someone funny to joke ability comes with age, and some have to learn it specially. But we should not be afraid of the fact that, again, you have to comprehend something new: the development of a sense of humor will be fun and exciting.
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Interested in humor: often watch Comedy programs, read humorous stories, anecdotes, look, as a joke by others. The number eventually will turn into quality: the most successful and funny jokes will be remembered and will be the Luggage of humor. After some time, some good a joke to come to mind itself
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Remember: what company is this and humor. One company decided to laugh at the bawdy, bawdy jokes and all sorts of indecent. Another appreciated the subtle humor, impossible to understand to the uninitiated. This rule is one of the components of success of any Joker. The company of friends and like-minded people to laugh is not difficult, but to make a stranger laugh harder.
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Extreme caution to make fun of your interlocutors. The ability to make fun of a person so that he was not offended – it's aerobatics and the art of humor. In a relationship with a girl, in a conversation with the boss or with my parents it is better to refrain from this type of humor. To offend people easily, and to prove that it was a joke, it will be difficult. It is much safer to make fun of themselves over a fictional character or just the situation.
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Try to come up with your own jokes. Come up with funny answers on daily questions like: "How are you? – Kiss me first!". Try to apply well-known jokes in unusual situations. Remember the most famous Proverbs and sayings and think of them, funny end.
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Trying to seem fun and playful, keep the measure. A timely joke laugh a group. And constant banter can be perceived as bad taste. If we are talking about serious things, try to say something funny would be extremely inappropriate. During a conversation about cars anecdote on the theme of love of the adventures of Lieutenant Rzhevsky will not be perceived as successful and funny.
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Do not despair if it is not successfully make a joke. Try to do it natural and relaxed. And remember: even famous comedians Zadornov and Petrosyan enjoy. There are people who think their humor is not funny, unoriginal and even a flat.

Advice 5: What to talk to girls while Dating

Some of the guys when meeting with the girls doubt whether to speak on certain topics. Such doubt is understandable, because the girl is easy to disappoint, and a second chance to make a first impression will be gone.
What to talk to girls while Dating

The topics of conversation that you can use when meeting with a girl



If you first came out with the fairer sex, you need to understand that how you communicate with her, depends on the further development of your relationship. This is why you need to make the correct impression.

Conduct yourself in a relaxed, but not provocatively. Try to speak openly and honestly, looking the girl in the eye and smiling at her. For starters, you can tell a new friend about what you are doing, about your studies or about some plans for the future life. In addition, you can say that the main thing in life for you is not only a career but a happy family, and you would like to find a faithful companion in life. You can also tell a new friend about what qualities must have an ideal in your opinion a woman. After that, your new friend will surely share with you their plans for the future and thoughts about your ideal man. This topic is very interesting and will help you get to know his companion.

You can tell the girl about their interests and Hobbies. Maybe you are doing any kind of sport or play a musical instrument. This topic is also quite entertaining, and during these conversations you can find out whether you have common Hobbies with your companion.

Also during the first meeting you can discuss your favorite music, art, literature, poetry, movies. Conversation about the cinema could turn into a offer visits to the cinema.

In addition, while Dating a girl you can tell her funny stories from your life and the lives of your friends. If you have a pet you can talk about it, because some girls are very fond of Pets.

Don't forget that during the first date you should maximize the interest of a new acquaintance. Try to joke because laughter brings people together.


What you should not talk with a girl while Dating?



In addition to those permissible during Dating there is a list of invalid. It includes talk about ex-relationships in a negative context, conversations about the financial status, discussion of the details of sexual life, too intimate themes or vulgar jokes. Girls don't like to discuss with unfamiliar people.

Advice 6: How to play a trick on a sleeping girl

Who of the guys would not want to try to prank his sleeping girlfriend! Fun and quirky, although it is fraught with strong resentment on her part. So you need to make a joke so that both together it was funny, but the drawing made her quickly revise the Outlook on your relationship.
How to play a trick on a sleeping girl
Instruction
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A sleeping person is relaxed and defenseless, so it's fun to play a trick on him: he is not aware that does and says when he is on the verge between dream and reality. However, jokes need to be very careful, because you can inadvertently scare people. After these jokes he's likely to have a lot of stress or the start of heart problems, nightmares. Like better not to bring, especially if we are talking about the joke on the girl. They create fragile, and often touchy, so joke around with them should be good.
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Pririsuyte her mustache. Sleep is easier just to draw on her face something funny, for example, the mustache. Waking up, she first did not feel anything unusual and will not understand why people laugh at her. But when he reached the bathroom, immediately will understand everything. If a girl with humor, it combines a couple of minutes of laughter you provided. For fun choose only well-washed pencil or pen, otherwise, after trying to wash permanent marker you will not be amused.
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The stomach can also be a place for creativity. Someone of the guys draws something quite nice that may like the girl - funny little face, or a smiley toddler. And someone makes a very proprietary drawings, stamps like "My girl" or "no trespassing". The imagination of young people manifests itself sometimes very rapidly. In this case, perhaps, it should be borne in mind that stomach with some of the ladies - the place is very sensitive, so if the girl wakes up and finds you in the process of drawing, awkward explanations will not be avoided.
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Pretty funny to do on the head of his lady funny hair. To do this, take the hair gel and varnish, carefully to give the hair the desired shape, for example, sticking to the sides of the strands, and how to fix. Waking up with a haircut and seeing myself in the mirror, the girl certainly will not be laughing, but you will have fun from the soul.
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Makeup and cosmetics - this is the domain of women, however, and you will find the thing when you want to play the girl. Take the shadows brighter, or Vice versa, darker and thickly apply it on the eyelids. Do the same with blush on his cheeks. For nails use different paints. You will almost certainly have a hard time in the morning, when the girl is shouting fly out of the bathroom, but it would be fun to look forward to, and then to see her reaction to your cute antics.
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You can think of many jokes on a sleeping girl. For example, early in the morning to put next to her a large doll or a dummy, throwing the blanket on him and made it look like it's her young man. What will be her surprise when during the morning a gentle kiss and she'll discover something plastic. But the best surprise for a girl will become something completely opposite: a pleasant care about her when you bring her Breakfast in bed or the flowers she finds in the Desk this morning with a note from you.
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