Advice 1: How to play favorite girl

An integral part of life is humor. To laugh at yourself or make someone laugh, you can read the anecdote, a funny story or watch a Comedy show. But sometimes you can resort to the concept of a prank. The reason for this may be April fool's Day (April 1) or just in a good mood. Play your favorite girl is also easy, but better to be careful with it.
The drawing should make people laugh
You will need
  • Plastic spider, flour, bat, flowers
Instruction
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First think, what framework needs to be in the draw which your favorite is not exactly offended. Each person has his own limit of what is funny, when it comes to him. But in any case, because you should know your girl better than others, so prepare yourself thoroughly, and if anything, don't blame me.
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Almost every girl is afraid of insects. Quietly walk up to her and shout out: "you Have a cockroach in your hair!" - yelp will be enough. Or buy a plastic spider and secure it from the ceiling or other place where your companion will definitely throw a glance.
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Girls are very jealous of their appearance. But some are still unable to evaluate the following drawings: pile the flour or starch in the dryer, which it every morning drying her hair. The same can be done with the ventilation system in the car. Just keep in mind that to do the cleaning after such fireworks, most likely, have you.
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Give your girl beautiful is Packed to the top of the bouquet. Only in the center of the bouquet instead of a flower, insert a bit. It was a joke with a hint of a "soft and forgiving" nature of your beloved. The bat can write: "My tender and affectionate". This bouquet the girl will definitely appreciate. Just try not to give it after all the previous contests run the risk of being atropinum.
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The important thing is that you have to remember by playing his girl - that she is fragile and delicate creation. Choose the draws so they did not bring her mental and especially physical pain. In the end, on the drawing needs to laugh and the one who plays and the one they play. Otherwise, it is not a joke, and a mockery.

Advice 2 : How to play favorite girl

An integral part of life is humor. To laugh at yourself or make someone laugh, you can read the anecdote, a funny story or watch a Comedy show. But sometimes you can resort to the concept of a prank. The reason for this may be April fool's Day (April 1) or just in a good mood. Play your favorite girl is also easy, but better to be careful with it.
The drawing should make people laugh
You will need
  • Plastic spider, flour, bat, flowers
Instruction
1
First think, what framework needs to be in the draw which your favorite is not exactly offended. Each person has his own limit of what is funny, when it comes to him. But in any case, because you should know your girl better than others, so prepare yourself thoroughly, and if anything, don't blame me.
2
Almost every girl is afraid of insects. Quietly walk up to her and shout out: "you Have a cockroach in your hair!" - yelp will be enough. Or buy a plastic spider and secure it from the ceiling or other place where your companion will definitely throw a glance.
3
Girls are very jealous of their appearance. But some are still unable to evaluate the following drawings: pile the flour or starch in the dryer, which it every morning drying her hair. The same can be done with the ventilation system in the car. Just keep in mind that to do the cleaning after such fireworks, most likely, have you.
4
Give your girl beautiful is Packed to the top of the bouquet. Only in the center of the bouquet instead of a flower, insert a bit. It was a joke with a hint of a "soft and forgiving" nature of your beloved. The bat can write: "My tender and affectionate". This bouquet the girl will definitely appreciate. Just try not to give it after all the previous contests run the risk of being atropinum.
5
The important thing is that you have to remember by playing his girl - that she is fragile and delicate creation. Choose the draws so they did not bring her mental and especially physical pain. In the end, on the drawing needs to laugh and the one who plays and the one they play. Otherwise, it is not a joke, and a mockery.

Advice 3 : How to tease girl

Humor is a precious quality inherent to man. He makes his life better, helps to overcome difficult situations, in the end, just healthy! Long been known: in other circumstances, laughter is a good medicine. And jokes, jokes – an integral part of humor. Many boys like to play a trick on girls. But jokes are different, too. And there are things that are hardly acceptable even in communicating with loved ones. So to what extent it is possible to play a trick on the girl, not to offend her and not to go to the gap?
How to tease girl
Instruction
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First of all, remember firmly: no jokes about the life or health of her family and friends! Alas, there have been cases where seemingly normal, intelligent guy mournful voice said to his girlfriend something like this: "Lena, don't worry. Your mother was hit by a car!" And then he himself felt resentment: not only is this bitch Lenka, recovering himself, cursed it, tried to beat, so also ran out of sight!
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Will refrain from the temptation to demonstrate wit, appeared before the parents of his girlfriend with the words: "Hello! As an honest man, I agree to accept the child and marry Nadya". Believe me, you brilliantly demonstrate the very different qualities which will hardly appeal to both Nadya and her family.
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From jokes about real or imaginary flaws in the appearance, especially some of the physiological peculiarities of the female body, should also resolutely refuse. Remember: women are very sensitive about everything that is connected with visual appeal.
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A little thing that the guy didn't even pay attention, can cause severe suffering of depression in girls. Well, "critical days" many girls, especially in adolescence, occur very hard, causing them a lot of physical and mental discomfort, so any joke about this can lead to anger. And, honestly, the girl is blamed for not!
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So remember a wise old rule: "Everything in moderation". A joke should not hurt, especially cause moral injury. The drawing should be such that after it, like genuinely laugh for everyone – including the object. There will help you a sense of proportion and taste. Well, of course, love the girl!

Advice 4 : How to respond to vulgarity

Not always women get the pleasure of communicating with men. Rudeness, pressure, elevated tone, - all this is unpleasant, but relatively portable. However, when the representative of strong sex begins to use profanity or speak in a Frank vulgarity. For many intelligent women is something humiliating, and very much on vulgarity to answer.
How to respond to vulgarity
Instruction
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We need to distinguish between vulgarity loader and vulgarity of the Professor. In the first case, man is just another way to communicate can't, including sympathy to Express otherwise, than dirty words, hard man. Have pity on this man and not show his righteous indignation. If you and that person do not overlap constantly, it's best not to offend someone, and so on life no luck. So ignore all the vulgarity. Pretend that you just did not notice.
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Another thing – vulgarity from the mouth of a man educated and developed. It is a conscious desire to offend and humiliate. What to do in this situation, how to respond? Best option is to not react at all, making the person impervious. So recommend to do to victims of childhood "teasing" is not responsive, then the interlocutors will be interested to talk dirty. The goal is to cause anger or embarrassment, if you do not react once, the probability that the next time this man would say something like that, sharply decreases.
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If you talk dirty to me on the people to remain silent becomes difficult. If you still want something to reply to, answer, only answers you need to prepare in advance. In the allusions to intercourse, we can say that dream is not harmful. If the man is older than you in age is ten years and more, tell me what you don't like Antiques. Educated person can answer that, it seems, with the sex full of seams, because he only thinks about it. You can light a smile to say that in respect of some men is Darwin, it seems, was right.
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Immediately after saying his catchphrase, try to escape from the scene of the meeting with a lover to talk dirty. It is necessary not to include in the circle of his acquaintances such a personality. Even if you feel socially undesirable, you do not have sufficient education, beauty and so on, it can't be a reason to tolerate the nasty behavior of some men. You stand more time find time to seek answers to their questions and to change something.

Advice 5 : How to answer an insult

Most people go to insults when you run out the rest of the arguments, or calm conversation turned into a quarrel in a raised voice. If the answer to insult is the same, it is unlikely to get a constructive dialogue...
How to answer an insult
Instruction
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In the first 10 seconds after the insult take a deep breath and gather your thoughts. It is not necessary to respond to an opponent in a dispute reciprocate – it is foolish to think that the transfer of the dispute "to the person" will help to solve the problem. So no need to insult someone on a hot head, show that you are smarter and able to think clearly. In itself, this behavior is already present you in a more favorable light than your opponent. And allow you to buy some time for the decision whether to prepare a retaliatory strike or forget spoken words?
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After the strong emotions subside, you will have to decide – do you want revenge? If Yes, revenge needs to be proportionate to the offense. Do not attempt to cause the man more pain, moderate your desire to wipe it off the face of the earth. A worthy response to an insult might be a serious statement or ambiguous joke. The desire for revenge should not push you to spread information regarding personal life, his past and especially on the libel and budding rumors.
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Revenge is a dish best served cold. To answer one serious insult can be multiple, smaller ones. Besides, sometimes revenge is a great motivation. If you have offended a colleague, you can show your superiority by getting the attention of rival positions or generous bonuses. No need to retaliate by means of anonymous letters, and "snitching" to authorities is detrimental for your image as a worker, too. Much more fun will revenge via a fair fight.
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