How ridiculous to tell us about yourself

Laughter prolongs life, and a sense of humor helps to win over people. Therefore, if, while entering a new company or preparing a presentation for a competition, you need to tell about yourself, try to make the narrative funny. The audience certainly will like it.

You will need

• - photographs;
• - old magazines.

Instruction

1. The easiest way to give people information about yourself and to laugh them to tell some funny stories from his life. It is desirable that the episodes could more fully develop your character. If you love freedom so much that in kindergarten during the quiet hours fled and tried on the bus to Honolulu, and during the last hike in the mountains barely escaped from a bear, which tried to take a picture, it is possible to mention. But if in your biography there is a story that happened to you in a state of alcoholic intoxication, it is better to hide from the General public.
2. If the story you are preparing for your presentation, you can submit the required information in the verses. Try not to abuse the lyricism of the narrative, insert text jokes, minor, but fun episodes. If you see yourself exclusively as a lyric hero, try to bring in the text by descriptions of experiences and metaphors fraction of the absurd. Write pouring your tears a river when you have a child you sat for hours over the vast bowl you hated cream of wheat with lumps, reminiscent of sleplena your snowman destroyed the older guys. If you have a fraction of the talent you'll be able to impress their listeners.
3. Accompany your story with illustrations. But consider Amateur photography is sometimes boring, so, armed with a useless journal, try to make a couple of collages. Let the model of the Chanel show, to which you stuck your face shows how you were going to prom and the oligarch, resting on its own island, and also acquired your identity, embody your dreams of the perfect holiday.
4. Find Parallels between themselves and popular hero of a book or film. Perhaps you, like Harry Potter had to live in terrible housing conditions. Or your hair looks no worse than Thor, and you like James bond, I love a dry Martini. Focus on the age and tastes of your listeners to pick up a good characters for comparison.
5. Talking about yourself, do not get carried away with quoting other people's poems and sayings, no matter how clever they may seem. Your audience is rather curious name of the author whose work you used, what you deem funny.