Advice 1: How to do stuff

There are days when the mood falls through the floor or Vice versa – soars to the ceiling. And still breaks to make someone crap: in the first case, to the mood does lift, and the second to share it with others. We present you some nasty things as harmless and not:
Stuff happy, only when she unpunished
Instruction
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To do teacher stuff you can, if you grate the soap the chalkboard while she is absent. Some time it will not be able to write on the Board.
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You can create bad neighbors on the same floor in the Dorm this crap to close up the door lock or chewing gum to seal it with superglue. They will be long to open the affected door.
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Put a chicken egg under the battery so that it could not be seen. After some time the egg will rot and will stink terribly, forcing the "victim" of our muck to find the cause of the stench. To make someone "fragrant" life you can also, if you soak the newspaper in a solution of nitrate of water (one to one), light it and extinguish. And the third option – Al2S3 stick in the flower pot. When flowers are watered, the smell will be, as from foul eggs. In order to prepare this composition, you need to mix aluminum dust with sulfur. First sold in DIY stores and the pharmacy.
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If you are someone very much annoy, to get even with him quite extreme way. Light a powerful firecracker that has the capability to burn under the water, flush and run like hell, right away. The effect will be "explosive".
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Without damage to the plumbing of the property you can do if a couple of packs of yeast to throw in the toilet and pouring sunflower oil. Then on the toilet is put a package of cellophane and the package is badly beaten with a pillow. Neighbors this prank is clearly "appreciate" when they want to relieve themselves.
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And finally – are you in school/College or away, it doesn't matter. To annoy unloved teacher or negligent owner will not have no difficulty, if your pockets happen to have a raw egg and a syringe with a large needle. Will drive a raw egg with a syringe into the chair with a soft seat or in a chair. When the egg is rotten, the stench will be unimaginable. How do smells right and no one can figure it out.
Useful advice
Of course, doing bad things is despicable. But sometimes bad people just need a good lesson. In this case, it can and hooliganism.

Advice 2: How to make a firecracker at home

Firecracker is a constant entertainment for the holidays. Especially popular firecrackers during New year celebrations. Firecrackers not only can you buy in the store. If necessary, the festive firecrackers, you can make yourself.
How to make a firecracker at home
You will need
  • Plastic bottle, box of matches, a stapler, peas, scissors, tape, foil.
Instruction
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First, you need to make the igniter. To do this, take a strip from the plastic bottle and put on her half of the side walls of the box of matches. To fix a stapler in two or three places.
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As for the case of the firecrackers, take the balloon to a small size. The ball must be filled with peas. You can use the funnel made from the neck of a plastic bottle, and scoop out a small Cup. Merc gives you the opportunity each time to measure and pour the same amount of peas.
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To put on the neck of the balloon on the funnel and fill with peas. Then the funnel is pressed to face, and through it a little inflated. When tapped on the neck, you can pour all the peas, then release the air.
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Insert a firecracker through the neck of the funnel into the ball. To seal the top part with tape to protect from fire. From one end to leave a flammable part of the exposed in the place where he is closer to the edge of the firecrackers. Remove the funnel, trim the neck on the ball inserted between a firecracker and a ball of five matches.
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The firecracker tape ball matches and immediately attach the igniter. The tip of the igniters to bend, so it does not hit the ball. Petard is ready.
Note
Attention! Making firecrackers at home is extremely dangerous and is not recommended by the author of this article. Information is given for informational purposes only.

Rubber petard has disadvantages: it can burst, if you get caught or run into a sharp object. Therefore, on top of rubber put on the shell of the foil. For this the ball is applied a piece of foil, and then a common envelope. Foil to flatten, giving it the shape of a ball.
Useful advice
Make sure that the heads of the matches were located directly in front of an open igniter.

Advice 3: How to answer stuff

There were no signs of trouble. And suddenly someone opened his mouth and said about you is that resentment, frustration and irritation bubbled up in the shower for a few days. The brain does not get tired of sorting through the options brilliant answers, which, alas, came to mind too late. Familiar situation, isn't it? Next time do without the hassle, theoretically prepare for such moments in life.
How to answer stuff
Instruction
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Understand that sometimes a person says bad things not out of spite, but out of stupidity. And this happens not only with teenagers, not yet familiar with the rules of etiquette, but people are very Mature. And worst of all, expect nasty remarks and possible relatives. What, you still love them. Find the strength to forgive. As a response, use the phrase called by psychologists "I-messages". For example, "I'm so sorry to hear that", "So bad for you after your words", "I feel insulted". If a person loves you too, and it certainly is, he will "hear" you and apologize.
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In a situation with close relatives or friends to defuse the situation, resort to self-irony. Say, for example: "I do not like boors. Why do I have competitors?" or "can You tell me any bad things, I still know more!"
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If the nasty man has said that you are not very nice: a colleague or a neighbor in the stairwell, do not show how you are impacted by unpleasant words in his address. To see the victim hurt and disappointed – and this achieves the offender. So don't give him or her the satisfaction, keep your composure. No need to burst into an angry tirade, and even more so in the truest sense of the word to rush to the attack.
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If you are witty and can quickly figure out how to be sarcastic in response, use this in full power. At the same time, more will be said than your remarks, the better. Take the example of the great women who lived at the turn of XVIII-XIX centuries in France - Madame de Stael. She once made a "compliment". Clumsy and silly young dandy, which took place in the theatre between her and another fine lady, has decided to flatter them, saying: "I am between wit and beauty!". "Possessing neither the one nor the other", - smiling, said Madame de Stael.
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On the contrary, if you are one of those people who can not quickly figure out what to answer, need not embarrassed to babble something unintelligible. Better remember universal phrase that is useful in many different situations: "Saying the stuff you told her about yourself."
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