How to teach a computer to say "Hello" voice

If you are so lonely that the only source is a computer, it's time to teach him to greet you when you turn!

Instruction

1. Create in any folder of your computer a text document.
2. Specify the following text.
   
   Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
   sapi.Speak "Privet"
3. Select "Save as..." and save the text file with a vbs extension, i.e., "ИмяФайла.txt" should be "Filename.vbs".
4. Navigate to "start" then "All programs" and select the folder "startup".
5. Drag in the "Startup" document with a vbs file extension.