How to compose a ditty

Consider the subject of his future rhymes. Most often, they are ridiculing someone or something, may be ditties-flirting, zazyvaniya, etc. In essence, a ditty is a short succinct statement in verse form, often caustic and funny.

Choose the main hero (or heroes) of their ditties. It can be as an animate entity (for example, tractor Bob), and an inanimate object (e.g. bowl of soup). "Oh, a plate sopocka! Its salty mushrooms. The soup came out! To visit who? Please!"

Think of the characteristics of your main character ditties. What is it? How do you want to show it in his work? From what side?
For example: "Bob Nash – accordion, very clever and broad-shouldered! Planted on his shoulders – once I lost my speech!"

Pick up a rhyme to the main words of the couplets, try to make them funny. It is sometimes useful to have a good laugh at themselves or friends, over problems and fears. In addition, ditties develop quick thinking and sharpness of mind.

Try to compose ditties, off the cuff, not vymochite them. Since time immemorial so happened that ditty – talkie Tina, were written on the go, this could be endless, half-joking dialogue between barely even acquaintances or even strangers, to assess the intelligence and other qualities of the interlocutor.

Try not to use profanity in his rhymes. Although some authors try to Express their feelings in rhyme similar words, similar creations are popular not all.

Do your works without regard to any rules of the genre. Complying with strict regulations on the size, rhyme, and content of the rhymes is not installed. Don't be afraid to show their inner emotions and experiences, feel free to think outside the box.

Perform their ditties without any musical accompaniment, or a balalaika, instrument, anciently used for accompaniment poetic wit.